10. A size 4T robe is hanging on the brass knob of your fireplace cover.
9. No one in the house except mom knows how to put more toilet paper on the roll.
8. Guests think you decorate your carpet with Nerf gun bullets and Legos.
7. An article of doll clothing has taken up residence on your lamp shade.
6. Your kids think the couches are their closets.
5. Your husband can not mow the grass without running over a plastic toy.
4. "Go clean your room" gets translated to "shove everything under the bed".
3. The TV remotes are never in the basket that you bought for the TV remotes.
2. Squash for the dinner vegetable puts everyone in a bad mood.
And the number one way to know that your house with children is normal....
Yelling, "Pizza for dinner tonight and then a movie!", puts everyone into a good mood.
4 comments:
with the exception of the doll clothes.. I am right there with you! I have a couple additions though... You have to explain to someone more than once a week what you mean by CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES EVERY DAY! or maybe that is just a boy thing.. hahaha
Tania
Mmmmmmm. Seems we raised a normal family. Especially that part about the squash.
Mom
That list doesn't apply to you guys though, does it???
Hahahahaha! Oh yes.
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